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โ๏ฝกยฐโฉ๐๐ค Nia Noir’s ๐ค๐โฉยฐ๏ฝกโ
๐๐ธ Offerings๐ธ ๐
๐ ๐ SPECIALS ๐๐
QUICK
120
CBJ
140
BBBJ
199
๐ ๐EXPERIENCES ๐ ๐
๐ฅ ๐ฎ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฑ๐ธ๐ ๐ฅ
VANILLA + “SAFE”
30min | 60 min | 90 min
๐ค $199 | $349 | $449๐ค
๐ฅ ๐ข๐ช๐ฟ๐๐ฅ
PSE + GFE + “RISKY”
45 min | 60 min | 90 min | 120 min
๐ค $399 | $499 | $699 | $899๐ค
๐ณ ๐ซ๐ฟ๐๐ฏ๐ผ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ ๐ณ
FANTASY/FETISH
60 min | 90 min | 120 min
๐ค $799 | $999 | $1200๐ค
๐ ๐MASSAGES ๐ ๐
Nuru | Swedish | Deep Tissue | Trigger Point
All massages are the same price.
30 min
$130
45 min
$160
60 min
$199
90 min
$260
๐ MASSAGE ADD-ONS ๐
Add-on pricing applies only when combined with a massage. Without a massage, regular rates (listed above) apply.
Hand Release
60
CBJ
99
CFS
120
BBBJ
150
๐ ๐Gallery ๐๐
๐ ๐BOOKING๐๐
Text me, babe! ๐ Just send:
๐ฃ Your name
๐ฃ Your age
๐ฃ Your race
๐ฃ Desired service
๐ฃ Desired duration
๐ฑ โช(805) 295-7656
๐ ๐FAQ ๐๐
๐ What’s included in each package?
So glad you asked! โจ Each tier serves a different vibe ๐ค
๐ฅ SILVER โ Vanilla & Safe (CFS)
No girlfriend vibes hereโjust straightforward, sensual fun with protection ๐ฆ
๐โโ๏ธ Perfect for those who want to keep it clean, simple, and satisfying
Low-talk, high-touchโฆ light affection, no emotional illusion ๐
๐ฅ GOLD โ GFE + PSE + Risky (BBFS)
The best of both worlds: passionate + playful ๐
๐ Includes girlfriend-style affection, kisses, connectionโand yes, BBFS
Toss in a lilโ pornstar flair if the chemistryโs right ๐
๐ณ PLATINUM โ Fantasy & Fetish (BBFS)
No rules, just real desires ๐ญ
Whether it’s kink, foot play, roleplay, domination, or something secretโyouโre in a judgment-free zone
BBFS included where vibes align and respect is mutual ๐ค
๐ค Every tier is deeply sensual, but only Gold & Platinum include that warm, intimate GFE + BBFS energy. Respect gets the best version of me ๐
โฐ What are your available durations & packages?
๐ฅ Silver โ 30 / 60 / 90 mins
๐ฅ Gold โ 45 / 60 / 90 / 120 mins
๐ณ Platinum โ 60 / 90 / 120 mins
๐โโ๏ธ Massage โ 30 / 45 / 60 / 90 mins
๐ค Check the full menu for exact rates & add-ons ๐
๐ What types of massages do you offer?
โจ Nuru
โจ Swedish
โจ Deep Tissue
โจ Trigger Point
All are priced the sameโjust pick your pleasure, baby ๐
๐ Do you offer “happy endings” with your massages?
Yes babe! Add-on prices available with massage sessions only:
๐ฆ Hand Release โ $60
๐ฆ CBJ โ $99
๐ฆ CFS โ $120
๐ฆ BBBJ โ $150
Standalone services follow regular rates. Mix & match to create your perfect moment ๐
๐ฅ Do you have exclusive content or OnlyFans?
Oh yes, babe ๐ โ for my most devoted admirers, Iโve got a whole other world ๐
๐ Subscribe to: onlyfans.com/nianevertells
Itโs raw, real, and just for you ๐ค
๐ Where can I follow you on social media?
Letโs get social, babe ๐
๐ธ Instagram & TikTok โ @nianevertells
๐น Facebook โ Nia Noir
๐ Donโt be shy, say hi and stay in the loop ๐
๐ค What should I not do?
๐ซ No explicit photos or crude messages
๐ซ No disrespect
๐ซ No games, no ghosting
๐ Respect and good vibes go a long way with me ๐
๐ Can I call you?
Text only, babe! ๐ต
I donโt answer calls unless we’ve already connected.
โจ Polite, respectful texts get prompt replies ๐ฅฐ
๐Where are you located?
Private incall only ๐
Once you’re screened, you’ll receive directions.
Discretion is a two-way street, sugar ๐น
๐ถ Have you ever had a child?
No baby has ever come out of me down there, darling ๐
Still 100% tight, soft, and snugโlike a wrapped gift just for you ๐
๐ Do you offer Greek?
Mmmโฆ that’s a private conversation, babe.
Weโll talk about that after we meetโonce Iโve had a chance to assess what youโre working with ๐
Every experience with me is personal, so we keep some things off-menu until the chemistry is right ๐ค
๐ Do you see couples?
Yes, I do! ๐ I love the energy of open-minded lovers.
And guess what? No extra charge โ I value connection over coin ๐
๐ Whatโs your orientation?
Iโm proudly bisexual ๐
Attracted to energy, beauty, and bold soulsโregardless of gender โจ
๐ Are you educated?
Oh babe, Iโm more than a pretty face ๐
I have a B.S. in Biology, 2 years of hands-on medical training, and I continue studying the body, healing, and energy work every day.
Brains, body, and beautyโtriple threat ๐
๐ญ Do you drink or smoke?
Nope, I keep it clean โจ
๐ท No alcohol.
๐ฌ No cigarettes.
Iโm a pure vibe with a clear mind and sweet breath ๐
๐ What gift would make you smile the most?
If you want to impress your girl… ๐
๐ Lovense Dolce โ for remote play fun ๐
๐ Satisfyer Pro 2+ with Vibration โ the queen of pleasure toys ๐
Now thatโs how to show appreciation ๐
๐ What size are you?
Iโm a medium, size 6, 34B, with hips that don’t lie and a big booty…and shoe size 9 ๐
Perfectly proportioned to wrap around youโฆ just right ๐ค
๐ Whatโs your height?
Iโm 5’5″, with an oval-shaped face, a defined jawline, and a long, elegant neck ๐
Brown eyes that watch your every move ๐
๐ฆท Do you have messed up teeth?
Absolutely not, babe โจ
My teeth are straight, white, and all mineโI take dental hygiene very seriously ๐
๐จ What do you do for fun?
I create ๐น
๐ถ I write & produce my own music
๐จ I paint and make digital art
๐ฑ I even code my own mobile apps
Beauty, brains, and beatsโI’m a vibe all on my own ๐ค
๐ Whatโs your favorite food?
Iโm a vegetarian with a major crush on Thai food๐ฝ๏ธ
๐ฝ๏ธ Pad See Ew with tofu & mango sticky rice for dessert
๐ง And donโt forget the Thai iced teaโextra creamy, extra sweet ๐