“There is no exquisite beauty without some strangeness in the proportion.”

Photo gallery and FAQ are at the bottom of the page.

โ‹†๏ฝกยฐโœฉ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ–ค Nia Noir’s ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’—โœฉยฐ๏ฝกโ‹†
๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒธ Offerings๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒŸ

๐Ÿ’— ๐ŸŽ€ SPECIALS ๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿ’—

QUICK

120

CBJ

140

BBBJ

199

๐Ÿ’— ๐ŸŽ€EXPERIENCES ๐ŸŽ€ ๐Ÿ’—

๐Ÿฅˆ ๐’ฎ๐ผ๐ฟ๐’ฑ๐ธ๐‘… ๐Ÿฅˆ

VANILLA + “SAFE”


30min | 60 min | 90 min


๐Ÿ–ค $199 | $349 | $449๐Ÿ–ค

๐Ÿฅ‡ ๐’ข๐’ช๐ฟ๐’Ÿ๐Ÿฅ‡

PSE + GFE + “RISKY”


45 min | 60 min | 90 min | 120 min


๐Ÿ–ค $399 | $499 | $699 | $899๐Ÿ–ค

๐Ÿ’ณ ๐’ซ๐ฟ๐’œ๐’ฏ๐ผ๐’ฉ๐’ฐ๐‘€ ๐Ÿ’ณ

FANTASY/FETISH


60 min | 90 min | 120 min


๐Ÿ–ค $799 | $999 | $1200๐Ÿ–ค

๐Ÿ’— ๐ŸŽ€MASSAGES ๐ŸŽ€ ๐Ÿ’—


Nuru | Swedish | Deep Tissue | Trigger Point

All massages are the same price.

30 min

$130

45 min

$160

60 min

$199

90 min

$260

๐ŸŽ€ MASSAGE ADD-ONS ๐ŸŽ€


Add-on pricing applies only when combined with a massage. Without a massage, regular rates (listed above) apply.

Hand Release

60

CBJ

99

CFS

120

BBBJ

150

๐Ÿ’— ๐ŸŽ€Gallery ๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿ’—

  • A confident woman in stylish lingerie poses seductively, showcasing her elegant figure and captivating expression. The soft lighting highlights the intricate details of her outfit, creating an alluring atmosphere.

๐Ÿ’— ๐ŸŽ€BOOKING๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿ’—

Text me, babe! ๐Ÿ’• Just send:

๐ŸŸฃ Your name
๐ŸŸฃ Your age
๐ŸŸฃ Your race
๐ŸŸฃ Desired service
๐ŸŸฃ Desired duration

๐Ÿ“ฑ โ€ช(805) 295-7656

๐Ÿ’— ๐ŸŽ€FAQ ๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿ’—


๐Ÿ’– What’s included in each package?
So glad you asked! โœจ Each tier serves a different vibe ๐Ÿ–ค

๐Ÿฅˆ SILVER โ€“ Vanilla & Safe (CFS)
No girlfriend vibes hereโ€”just straightforward, sensual fun with protection ๐Ÿ’ฆ
๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™€๏ธ Perfect for those who want to keep it clean, simple, and satisfying
Low-talk, high-touchโ€ฆ light affection, no emotional illusion ๐Ÿ’‹

๐Ÿฅ‡ GOLD โ€“ GFE + PSE + Risky (BBFS)
The best of both worlds: passionate + playful ๐Ÿ’–
๐Ÿ’‹ Includes girlfriend-style affection, kisses, connectionโ€”and yes, BBFS
Toss in a lilโ€™ pornstar flair if the chemistryโ€™s right ๐Ÿ˜˜

๐Ÿ’ณ PLATINUM โ€“ Fantasy & Fetish (BBFS)
No rules, just real desires ๐Ÿ’ญ
Whether it’s kink, foot play, roleplay, domination, or something secretโ€”youโ€™re in a judgment-free zone
BBFS included where vibes align and respect is mutual ๐Ÿ–ค

๐Ÿ–ค Every tier is deeply sensual, but only Gold & Platinum include that warm, intimate GFE + BBFS energy. Respect gets the best version of me ๐Ÿ’‹


โฐ What are your available durations & packages?
๐Ÿฅˆ Silver โ€“ 30 / 60 / 90 mins
๐Ÿฅ‡ Gold โ€“ 45 / 60 / 90 / 120 mins
๐Ÿ’ณ Platinum โ€“ 60 / 90 / 120 mins
๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™€๏ธ Massage โ€“ 30 / 45 / 60 / 90 mins
๐Ÿ–ค Check the full menu for exact rates & add-ons ๐Ÿ’‹


๐ŸŽ€ What types of massages do you offer?
โœจ Nuru
โœจ Swedish
โœจ Deep Tissue
โœจ Trigger Point
All are priced the sameโ€”just pick your pleasure, baby ๐Ÿ’–


๐Ÿ’‹ Do you offer “happy endings” with your massages?
Yes babe! Add-on prices available with massage sessions only:
๐Ÿ’ฆ Hand Release โ€“ $60
๐Ÿ’ฆ CBJ โ€“ $99
๐Ÿ’ฆ CFS โ€“ $120
๐Ÿ’ฆ BBBJ โ€“ $150

Standalone services follow regular rates. Mix & match to create your perfect moment ๐ŸŽ€


๐ŸŽฅ Do you have exclusive content or OnlyFans?
Oh yes, babe ๐Ÿ˜˜ โ€” for my most devoted admirers, Iโ€™ve got a whole other world ๐Ÿ’•
๐Ÿ’‹ Subscribe to: onlyfans.com/nianevertells
Itโ€™s raw, real, and just for you ๐Ÿ–ค


๐ŸŒ Where can I follow you on social media?
Letโ€™s get social, babe ๐Ÿ’…
๐Ÿ“ธ Instagram & TikTok โ€“ @nianevertells
๐ŸŒน Facebook โ€“ Nia Noir
๐Ÿ’ž Donโ€™t be shy, say hi and stay in the loop ๐Ÿ’‹


๐Ÿ–ค What should I not do?
๐Ÿšซ No explicit photos or crude messages
๐Ÿšซ No disrespect
๐Ÿšซ No games, no ghosting
๐Ÿ’— Respect and good vibes go a long way with me ๐Ÿ’‹


๐Ÿ“ž Can I call you?
Text only, babe! ๐Ÿ“ต
I donโ€™t answer calls unless we’ve already connected.
โœจ Polite, respectful texts get prompt replies ๐Ÿฅฐ


๐Ÿ“Where are you located?
Private incall only ๐Ÿ’Œ
Once you’re screened, you’ll receive directions.
Discretion is a two-way street, sugar ๐ŸŒน


๐Ÿ‘ถ Have you ever had a child?
No baby has ever come out of me down there, darling ๐Ÿ’…
Still 100% tight, soft, and snugโ€”like a wrapped gift just for you ๐ŸŽ


๐Ÿ‘ Do you offer Greek?
Mmmโ€ฆ that’s a private conversation, babe.
Weโ€™ll talk about that after we meetโ€”once Iโ€™ve had a chance to assess what youโ€™re working with ๐Ÿ˜˜
Every experience with me is personal, so we keep some things off-menu until the chemistry is right ๐Ÿ–ค


๐Ÿ’‘ Do you see couples?
Yes, I do! ๐Ÿ’‹ I love the energy of open-minded lovers.
And guess what? No extra charge โ€” I value connection over coin ๐Ÿ’•


๐ŸŒˆ Whatโ€™s your orientation?
Iโ€™m proudly bisexual ๐Ÿ’–
Attracted to energy, beauty, and bold soulsโ€”regardless of gender โœจ


๐ŸŽ“ Are you educated?
Oh babe, Iโ€™m more than a pretty face ๐Ÿ“š
I have a B.S. in Biology, 2 years of hands-on medical training, and I continue studying the body, healing, and energy work every day.
Brains, body, and beautyโ€”triple threat ๐Ÿ’‹


๐Ÿšญ Do you drink or smoke?
Nope, I keep it clean โœจ
๐Ÿท No alcohol.
๐Ÿšฌ No cigarettes.
Iโ€™m a pure vibe with a clear mind and sweet breath ๐Ÿ˜˜


๐ŸŽ What gift would make you smile the most?
If you want to impress your girl… ๐Ÿ’ž
๐Ÿ’– Lovense Dolce โ€“ for remote play fun ๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ’– Satisfyer Pro 2+ with Vibration โ€“ the queen of pleasure toys ๐Ÿ‘‘
Now thatโ€™s how to show appreciation ๐Ÿ˜˜


๐Ÿ‘— What size are you?
Iโ€™m a medium, size 6, 34B, with hips that don’t lie and a big booty…and shoe size 9 ๐Ÿ’ƒ
Perfectly proportioned to wrap around youโ€ฆ just right ๐Ÿ–ค


๐Ÿ“ Whatโ€™s your height?
Iโ€™m 5’5″, with an oval-shaped face, a defined jawline, and a long, elegant neck ๐Ÿ’‹
Brown eyes that watch your every move ๐Ÿ‘€


๐Ÿฆท Do you have messed up teeth?
Absolutely not, babe โœจ
My teeth are straight, white, and all mineโ€”I take dental hygiene very seriously ๐Ÿ’–


๐ŸŽจ What do you do for fun?
I create ๐ŸŒน
๐ŸŽถ I write & produce my own music
๐ŸŽจ I paint and make digital art
๐Ÿ“ฑ I even code my own mobile apps
Beauty, brains, and beatsโ€”I’m a vibe all on my own ๐Ÿ–ค


๐Ÿœ Whatโ€™s your favorite food?
Iโ€™m a vegetarian with a major crush on Thai food๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
๐Ÿฝ๏ธ Pad See Ew with tofu & mango sticky rice for dessert
๐Ÿง‹ And donโ€™t forget the Thai iced teaโ€”extra creamy, extra sweet ๐Ÿ˜‹

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